How everyone knows that smoking is bad for you, but noone really cares & spam, not only a tasty meal but a beautiful way to be greeted.
I smoke alot, like more than is probably healthy for you. I guess in hindsight not smoking at all would be the healthiest option, but I do & so does my significant other. Why not pick up a shiny pack today and start enjoying the wonders of nicotine; with that smooth smooth extra tar flavor.
People who drive four wheel drive vehicles & then park them illegally should not be allowed to criticize me for smoking in their presence, under penalty of death; or at least a good flogging.
That looks like a perfect parking spot to me Majorie.
So next time you decide to illegally park your vehicle in a double yellow pickup only bay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-yellow_line#United_Kingdom … for our American readers) please dont be surprised when I tell you exactly what I think; because I have and I will continue to do so until you all stop being so fucking dumb.
oh and fat, stop being so fucking dumb and fucking fat.
So I haven’t been updating the site in a while; I get distracted by poon or making a video or a game or some shit like that and everything falls apart. Im even considering growing some plants, well, some plants or a beard. I really dont know if I have the emotional stability to be looking after plants.
I intend to start running a regular service once again. I know I always say that, but I really mean it this time… Im not going to let mutant rambler fall off the radar, look at all these adverts that need to be served to you all. I feel like I have a responsibility to our sponsors.
I shall leave you all with the following image, which is what greeted me on my return to my otherwise beautifully tidy website.
P.S. I find it really fucking ironic how all of the spam is being targeted at a post about corned beef. You’re kindof missing the mark slightly you cunts.
