Mutant Rambler

This article started off as a self serving view upon mathematics and used this fantastically witty illustration to demonstrate my point. The number of times in a day that I start thinking about how much I hate math is astonishing, I would say it occurs at least once ever 3.14 seconds. (Inside Joke There). There [...]

I hate making these list kind of posts, not because I have a problem with condensing all my hatred of a certain subject into a list, but because I never know what number I’m going to reach and I’m far too lazy to go back after the post and correct the title. Lets get straight [...]

Thats right! An entire month ago I posted http://www.mutantrambler.com/blog/2010/fuck-it-2 and started the Mutant Rambler craze off! Its been a long steady process, but I’ve just about managed to get the site stable and jam packed full of sexy tasty features that people seem to be enjoying; not to mention a sexy load of pie charts. [...]

So lets think back say… 10,000 years, yeah that should do it. Waking up to beautiful sunshine and countryside. Probably on the Savannah, went hunting and spent all day with your family and friends then at the end of the day had a fire and sing song. Life was good. Now we wake up to [...]

Congratulations Hideo Kojima on creating a masterpiece of a game, its such a shame that its constantly clouded by your verbal diarrhea and your blatant misogyny. As we are ‘humorously’ fucking reminded, if you can get this far in the game of course that: Oh hardy fucking ha. This is one of many references in [...]

Everybody who works in retail will be able to relate to this post… or so I hope, If I accidently offend anyone then… well just man up (or woman up if you are a member of the female gender (I’m assuming that most followers of this blog will be men because of its crass content(men [...]

These people actually deserve to die. The entire idea of opposing renewable energy sources in this day and age is something that continues to confuse the fuck out of me on a daily basis, if the government wanted to build a wind turbine in my back garden I would be so overjoyed by the idea, [...]

Actually, this seems like a much simpler way of doing things. Expect all my posts from now on to be pie charts.

Do any of you have any idea how much it costs to post inane waffle on the internet yet still look remotely professional? Let me show you! Only joking, my bank accounts are in that mess because I’m an alcoholic. I’m going to share a little secret with the world, if you bank with Natwest, [...]

I know Keith already did a rant about TV, which I found to be true and amusing in equal measures. This is going to be a short post referring, like most of my future posts, to the way that despite been blessed with an amazing organ in our head, which is capable of intense cognitive [...]