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Why Metal Gear Solid 4 is the epitome of everything that is wrong with modern video games.

Congratulations Hideo Kojima on creating a masterpiece of a game, its such a shame that its constantly clouded by your verbal diarrhea and your blatant misogyny. As we are ‘humorously’ fucking reminded, if you can get this far in the game of course that: Oh hardy fucking ha. This is one of many references in [...]

The reasons why I despise train travel

Oh yes, you might have all guessed. I wrote this post whilst traveling across the country on various trains; this part of the post is being written between my very sad leaving of weston super mare and en route to Bristol Temple Meads to catch the next part of my journey all the way to [...]

So what the hell happened to romance?

Does anyone remember the days when people used to fall in love? Well neither do I, I guess it died out before I was born. Romance is something I am a huge fan of, no I don’t mean the interpretation of romance that a lot of my teenage friends have of spending hundreds of pounds [...]

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After drinking caffiene in the form of coffee for the past 15 years, I have to say I have found the one thing that can satisfy me almost as much as sex. If you could marry inanimate objects, I would definatly invite you to our wedding.

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